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HALLOWEEN JOKES

Answer the questions. Remember : some of these jokes are "bat", some people might say they are even "scary"
Question: What do you call two witches living together?
Answer:
Question:What is a mummie's favourite type of music?
Answer:
Question:Why didn't the skeleton go to the halloween party?
Answer: Because he had to go with
Question: What's a monster favourite bean?
Answer: A
Question: Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
Answer: Because he has a
Question: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
Answer: A
Question: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Answer: Anywhere where he can
Question: What are ghosts' favourite kinds of streets?
Answer:
Question: What happens when two vampires meet?
Answer: It's love at first
Question: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Answer: Napoleon
Question:What's a monster favourite dessert?
Answer: An
Question: Why do the ghost take his family on an elevator ride everyday?
Answer: To their spirits
Question: What do young ghosts call their moms and dads?
Answer: -parents
Question: What do the dad ghost say to his ghostly children in the car?
Answer: Fasten your belt