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HAVE FUN!!!!!
HALLOWEEN JOKES
Answer the questions. Remember : some of these jokes are
"bat"
, some people might say they are even
"scary"
Question: What do you call two witches living together?
Answer:
?
Question:What is a mummie's favourite type of music?
Answer:
?
Question:Why didn't the skeleton go to the halloween party?
Answer: Because he had
?
to go with
Question: What's a monster favourite bean?
Answer: A
?
Question: Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
Answer: Because he has a
?
Question: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
Answer: A
?
Question: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Answer: Anywhere where he can
?
Question: What are ghosts' favourite kinds of streets?
Answer:
?
Question: What happens when two vampires meet?
Answer: It's love at first
?
Question: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Answer: Napoleon
?
Question:What's a monster favourite dessert?
Answer: An
?
Question: Why do the ghost take his family on an elevator ride everyday?
Answer: To
?
their spirits
Question: What do young ghosts call their moms and dads?
Answer:
?
-parents
Question: What do the dad ghost say to his ghostly children in the car?
Answer: Fasten your
?
belt
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